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kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

the-last-teabender:

randomthunk:

elevenwholock:

- Romantic Time Traveler Boyfriend dating sim

 No but the names they give everyone i’m crying!

This…this is better than I would’ve thought possible.

And as we move into the final day of waiting, the hiatus reaches its most intense.

pantslesswrock:

harlequinbabe:

pantslesswrock:

pokemon-global-academy:

Monopoly: Pokemon Kanto Edition 

Release Date: 8/30/2014 ($44.99) 

HOW HAS THIS NEVER BEEN A THING YET APPARENTLY????

Nah I have a pokemon monopoly from way back when, it has the little “free him” pikachu and also had special little bonus rules for when you rolled two of the same number on your dice, themed after the poemon chosen for tokens (charmander, bulbasaur, squirtle, pikachu, clefairy, and mewtwo)

mewtwo’s double sixes let you go wherever you wanted on the board i beleive

THAT’S RAD

myinternetlyfe:

 

theguardianarcana:

shslvalkyrie:

I’ve been collecting Naegis.

Ding Dong Y’All Are Wrong

pattroughton:

Q&A in Rio [x]

curlycurvynotquitestraight:

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

THAT ONE

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

temariart:

Ruff and Tuff

temariart:

Ruff and Tuff

temariart:

Thorston twins from HTTYD with Thor :)

temariart:

Thorston twins from HTTYD with Thor :)